Top Ramen, Eat Your Heart Out August 8, 2010
Posted by Eli in : Uncategorized , add a commentSometimes, great recipes just come together. Any chef will tell you “it’s all in the ingredients.” This dish is a true celebration of that statement.Here are a few rules for executing this dish. It’s quite emotionally laborious (you will need to face a lot of demons to make it) so that’s why there are a few pre-requisites.
1) You must be in an insanely lazy mood. I mean, so lazy you do not even want to google a restaurant to deliver food to you. Driving is simply out of the question. You are in a “Barely able to change the channel off the Sat night TNT movie” mood.
2) You must be kinda to very broke. The idea of spending $10+ on delivery is literally sickening.
3) You have to have basically ZERO groceries in your house. I mean, you have to be able to see every single inch of the back wall of your fridge. The weird circle ring stain from the soy sauce bottle is about the only think separating your fridge from it’s original factory specs.
4) You don’t even have time to make real rice. Correct. You only have instant rice. (who even owns instant rice? Ahh yes -the super delegates of the lazy party).
5) You don’t even have any meat to add to the dish. You only have 5 baby carrots from a basically empty veggie platter that may be like 2 weeks old.
RECIPE:
1) cook instant rice in tupperware. Cook 3 min or until fluffy.
2) cut up old baby carrots and add to the instant rice.
3) cover in soy sauce/Hoisin sauce.
4) serve with cup of tap water.
Congrats you are either the poorest SOB alive, the laziest SOB alive, or just trying to push the boundaries of really using everything up before going grocery shopping. Either way, you are a true food connoisseur.
Check someone off your list! We are giving away 2 signed cookbooks! One for you, one for them! November 10, 2009
Posted by Eli in : Uncategorized , add a commentMoney is definitely tight right now so we want to help alleviate (a small amount) of the holiday shopping burden by giving you 2 signed copies of our cookbook “Freshman in the Kitchen.” Keep one for yourself or give both away, we’ll sign em both to whomever and ship them directly to your door with plenty of time to have them wrapped for the holidays.
To win the “FreshmanKitchen personalized cookbooks Contest” all you need to do is:
1) Go to www.youtube.com/freshmankitchen
2) Watch our reel video AND leave a comment
3)Log into twitter and tweet this message “I just entered to win 2 signed cookbooks from @freshmankitchen! Contest info : www.youtube.com/freshmankitchen” (the remaining 42 characters are yours if you want em!)
We will contact the randomly selected winner via twitter at the end of this month!
GOOD LUCK! And remember that you can also buy our cookbook by clicking on the very not subtle sky blue link to your upper right.
